The number of times First Daughter threw up today: twice in her bedroom, once in the bathroom, twice in our bedroom, once in the kitchen and once in the living room. All within about 30 minutes.
Poor baby. Poor Kansas Dad who cleaned most of the mess. Poor Mama who was in the line of fire...twice. Poor washing machine, harder at work than usual.
By the way, baking soda is the only thing to get the smell out of the carpets. Washing soda works in the laundry.