If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey,
Even if it has a monkey kind of shape.
If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey,
If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey; it's an ape.
Curious George does not have a tail. So is he a monkey or an ape?
First Son insists he is a monkey, but is obviously at a loss to explain why we should believe this since he doesn't have a tail. I've suggested he lost his tail somehow and am hoping First Son will come up with a story to explain it. I'll keep you posted.
Update: Apparently, we're not the only ones wondering.