Kansas Dad: Bye guys! I have to go to work! I love you!
First Son: Bye! I love you, too!
First Daughter: I love you, Daddy!
[me to Kansas Dad: Has she ever said that to you before? He shakes his head no.]
First Daughter: I love you, [Brother].
Kansas Dad: What about Mama?
First Daughter: Noooo! [as in "That's the silliest thing I ever heard!"]
